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07-18-2016, 07:21 PM
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I've got a problem...
Okay, so I'm inventorying all my guns for the big move to Texas. I have meant to do this for several years now but this move has forced my hand to get'er done so the movers can pack them. The wife helped me inventory and after we were all done she counts 'em up and she notes that I own 95 guns total.
She then asks if I thought I have a problem. Hmmm I says, I think I may but nothing 5 more guns wouldn't cure to make it an even 100.  She hit me and walked out of the room. 
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07-18-2016, 07:33 PM
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Your problem was counting them in front of the wife Larry.
My wife will look in my safe occasionally if I leave it open for a bit. I always get the "When did you get that". My reply is always the same. "What that? I had that". The trick is to have so many guns that a new one just blends in un noticed. Which you seem to have covered Larry. lol Steve
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07-18-2016, 07:37 PM
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That is a problem. May need clarification from an actual Texan but, I don't think they allow you to reside there until your inventory EXCEEDS 100! Good thing your wife was there to help with the count!!!
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#4
07-18-2016, 07:50 PM
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buy 5 more, I doubt she can look and tell if you do
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07-18-2016, 09:03 PM
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Maybe that's why we should store ammunition separate! Good on you. I have my wife sold on the even number theory, so far, so good. Good luck with the move.
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#8
07-18-2016, 11:07 PM
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You have a BIGGER problem Larry
I'm sure I'm speaking for all Texans.....We won't let you in unless you have the minumum....100. So....you have your marching orders, I know you can count.
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07-18-2016, 11:20 PM
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I had a friend (who has since passed away) who would buy a rifle, & give to me to take home. I'd walk in, my wife would ask, & I'd tell her, "I'm just fixing it for Jim."
Next week he'd take it home. If asked, he'd say, "Ron has been fixing it for me." We played that one many times & our wives never suspected. Also he always said that wives can't count. "You take out an armload, & bring back an armload+1, they can't tell the difference!" Regards, Ron
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