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10-08-2016, 08:46 AM
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So I was up early yesterday. 4am. Wife gets up at 6:30 and is getting ready for work. As she is heading out the door she looks around and says "Think you can pick up some of this stuff today". I look around and there is a can of Remington Bore Brite with some patches and a box of 12ga. Heavy Shot sitting next to the TV. In another corner is an empty Midway box. On the Coffee Table is a Ruger Rotary Mag, and empty Oakly Gas Can Sunglass box and an assortment of flyers from Cabelas, Midway, and Dicks. Plus misc. pairs of Boots laying around.
So 4:30pm rolls around and in the door she comes. She looks at me and says "You were home all day why is the house not clean"? My response "You were at work all day why aren't we rich"? 
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10-08-2016, 11:26 AM
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And that's when the fight started!
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10-09-2016, 12:24 AM
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Just read that to my wife, her response was "either his wife has a good sense of humour or he's sleeping in the spare room" .......so which is it
??Kiwi Last edited by Kiwishooter; 10-09-2016 at 03:13 AM.
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10-09-2016, 04:32 AM
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Hell kiwi, might be the back yard IF he's lucky!!
Glad I don't have a woman around here bossing me around like that. I know I laid that stuff down here somewhere, just have to figure out which flat spot and start digging thru the piles to find it! Really need to get off my axx and do the dishes too. Seldom let them stack up like this. Sounds half funny to read though. Let's hear: "the rest of the story"
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10-09-2016, 09:41 AM
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Well George there is not much more to the story........ I held an icy cold Steak on my eye for about two hours and the swelling has gone down.
 Only reason I have kept this woman around for over 30 years is she is very good with a net. She can't cook a lick. All my kids grew up skinny. But you should see her scoop a nine pound Fluke, off four foot rollers, from the Bow no less. Amazing Netmanship skills.......... um or maybe Netwomanship.
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10-09-2016, 12:15 PM
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I cannot believe you pansies. I run everything around my house.
Dishwasher, clothes washer, vacuum cleaner. You name it I can run it. I'm the boss and I have her permission to say so!
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10-09-2016, 02:03 PM
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Two little words that take care of EVERYTHING. "Yes Dear".
 
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