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Just got this in the mail - OMG - LOL
G’Day Daryl, I thought this may be of interest to you! I hope you get a good laugh from it. Lest We Forget! John The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution. Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?” In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies. “A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers. Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy. In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones. “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?" * * * Fact or Fiction?
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Hi. I am loving this thread. Nothing to do with small caliber?! But have not missed a post😀 Over here in Australia, the Establishment, the 2 major parties will be in think tank over drive, they are shaking in their boots, our last election here this year saw more votes go to independents and others than ever before, the majors just don't get it! They are not listening nor are they able to read the "mood of the people" this is a huge wake up call . Listen to the people, and don't abandon them them for short term gain by trying to appease the "spoil brat liberals" .
Good luck to you guys, there will be some rough times ahead, keep the posts coming. Jay |
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Hilary and all her puppets can blame Comey, as Barack always blamed Bush, for their failures.
Their lies, deceit and crimes just caught up to them in the form of American People getting tired of the status quo in Wash DC and it's so called leaders. They want to give another person a chance. It tickled me pink that Hillary and all of them, had the wind taken out of their sails and their big balloons popped, in short order and big time. You could see the looks on everyone of their face's, they just could not believe what they were seeing and hearing. Justice can be served at times, and this proves it, to some extent. Bill K |
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The US is in desperate need for a change. Millenials, who have been raised with the internett, have a very very keen sense of finding out what is true, by just spending a few minutes online. They do not belive the Media any longer.
Sadly, Bernie Sanders was snubbed, by his own party ( as leaked emails from the DNC shows ), more airtime was dedicated of a empty podium waiting for Trump to show up on stage, then any of Bernie Sanders speaches on national news! Thousands and tens of thousands where out to listen to him, and none of it where shown on television. He was marginalized on every occasion, yet, his faveroubles to win over Trump was 10-15% on every single poll run during the last year! Sanders would have absolutly destroyed Trump!! The US is a center rightish country, but the majority of it is sick and tired of beeing snubbed by both parties and the big donors who buys elections, owns most of the media and controls both sides of the political spectrum. The large majority from BOTH sides, wants Socialised Medicine, sensible gun control, sane taxes, more worker protection rights, less spending on the military, less policing of the world. Trump was used as a last ditch tool, a huge F U, to those in power. And he barley made it.. Sadly it was the wrong choice!* And it will become very very clear the next few years. (*: Bernie Sanders would have made an excellent president for the people! ) |
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Northman, you make some good points, But I believe Carson would have been the best and a much better choice. But Obama ( by supposedly being Black) and the way he ruined so much, ruined it for another black person, for the time being. Hopefully Trump and Pence, alongwith decent people as adviser's and heads of various departments, can turn this mess around, in Wash DC. Time will tell. Bill K
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North man,
Good points made, I have one question, why do you feel we needed a president who basically had socialist views? I don't know much about Bernie, but didn't he want free college education for college students? It is my belief that you appreciate anything much more if you had to earn it or pay for it yourself. This is the biggest problem the world over, USA INCLUDED, that you're owed everything for nothing. How can people believe that the working people just have to keep paying more taxes to carry the people who expect everything should be given to them? It will not work!! Not trying to offend anyone, Stan |
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sensible gun control???????????
I for the life of me do not understand what "sensible gun control" means.
I believe we have too many regulations on firearms now. |
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To me, sensible gun control should mean that anybody who commits a crime with a gun should face mandatory punishment. No plea bargains for gun crimes.
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